10. Tell her "Your ears canna stan the strain!"
9. Vulcan Neck Pinch.
8. Have an Android made of her then when she starts
speaking tell her to "Shut Up!" (See, "I, Mudd" - TOS episode).
7. Wave Phaser in
her face and tell her you will stun her with it.
6. Use transporter to split her
into two seperate personalities. Phaser Evil Girlfriend and keep Good Girlfriend. (See, "The
Enemy Within" - TOS episode).
5. Tell her your watching the episode where Picard
gets naked.
4. Ask if she wants to see the Picard Maneuver.
3. Try,
"Computer - End Program."
2. Tell her she's in violation of the Prime Directive and
she is interfering with a lesser developed civilization.
1. Borg her.
SWAT_OP-R8R
Portal-Administrator
