Kinect Porn Will Be Available Before Christmas

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    Almost a month has passed since Kinect was hacked 3 days after its debut and it seems that several homebrew programmers are entering the last stages of developing the world’s first motion-controlled sex games.

    The previous assertion was made by Kyle Machulis, an expert on sexual technology and famed Kinect hacker, who affirmed that Kinect pornography will be available before Christmas.

    "The Kinect alleviates the need for having hardware, because now as long as we have a shot of the 'action,' as it were, we can use that 'gesture' as a control," he wrote. "Not only that, the gesture itself is the toy. Or you could employ a toy under the gesture."

    Machulis noted that his experiments have shown that Kinect is adept at detecting sex toys and user’s tongue but not his genitalia. "Genitalia, for the most part, are not a major geometric feature of the human body when taken in perspective of physical size,” he explained. “Neither are they normally used in the control of video games, be they rated [for all] or [for adults only]."

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