Alien baby

http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/b…exico-stumps-experts.html

im a bit confused about the articles about this alien ape

its being said the farmer
the farmer tried to drown it and it took hours... i mean wtf... after 10-15mins i would have lost my patience and broke its neck (that of course only if I really would have wanted to kill it for some sick reason)
and then i wouldnt have waited 2 years... I would have taken the cadavre to the next university, put it on the table at the entrance "may i introduce myself: 'OP-R8R - Alien Hunter', where is my reward?!"

IF its a real alien.... then how clever could it have been?... Flying lightyears through the galaxy and then being trapped by a farmer... and that naked? Cmon... that sounds pretty much like a Mr. Bean situation... well ok there are visual similarities aswell.

If someday an alien invasion starts we simply will lay out half a billion bear traps, lay a cooking on it and watch TV meanwhile. But under no circumstances we will try to drown them all... the human life span is limited.

One thing is pretty sure... we dont need to worry that one of these creatures ever becomes Miss Universe.