The ''You`re Banned'' Game

>Main protagonist finds a not-so-dangerous mission and goes there, while the battle goes.
>Not-so-dangerous mission opens up to be so dangerous, that Ciaphas would rather go into battle if he knew what waited for him there
>Though dumb luck, skill and sometimes his aide's help (said aide, Ferik Jurgen, is a Blank and thus can disable psyker and daemon abilities, in addition for him being skilled with driving an "Salamander" armored vehicle and using a melta gun, a short range anti-tank weapon), he survives and is called a hero by everyone
>Cain still counts himself a coward yet is eager to use his hero reputation
>And yet, he is an effective morale supporter (unlike other Commissars, Cain doesn't resort to mass executions, though he fears retaliation more than thinks about soldiers), skilled shooter with a laspistol (though laspistol is a weakest ranged weapon, it doesn't run out of ammo like bolt pistol and can't overheat and explode like plasma pistol. He could have used a Hellpistol, which is to laspistol as what Stechkin APS is to Makarov PM, but he finds it too heavy, beside, AFAIK, Hellpistol uses backpack power source) and is an excellent swordsman (though he uses a chainsword, which is a weak weapon compared to power swords or fists). In addition, Cain is quite capable of navigating in tunnels and tight places
>Cain also doesn't like Adepta Sororitas (Sisters of Battle) for their fanatism and once even trolled them into defensive operation (stopping them from leeeroying themselves and leaving a part of the line unprotected)
>Also, that flakker has a female Ordo Xenos Inquisitor as a girlfriend. Before he met her, he had tons of affairs, including a female Adeptus Mechanicus engineseer and (almost) a Slaaneshi sorceress (but rejected said sorceress, twice: first time by a laspistol shot into chest, second time, after she became a Daemon Prince of Slaanesh - by several melta blasts)

EDIT: Also imagined what if these two were marines... Chaplain Ciaphas Cain (with plasma pistol and Crozius Arcanum power maul) and Devastator Ferik Jurgen (with a multimelta). Imperium's enemies would be royally flakked, 'cos these two did a lot of stuff while being usual men (Okay, Jurgen - not so much).