Corrupt Wish Game

Granted. You hear on the news that petrol has some how become free, but when you get to the
petrol station you have to wait inline for a whole week and when you get to the pumps, all gas
pumps are (OUT OF ORDER) so you go home empty handed with a hungry stomach. [11]

i wish for a working 60inch LCD screen tv

granted, but it is so expensive - only Bill Gates got one

i wish for no traffic on my way home

Granted. but since there was no traffic, you go home and go to bed, but whats that you hear?
those dam boy racers are at it again!

i wish for one of those slinky springs. LOL[11]

granted, but when u want to give it a start to run down the stairs, u notice that ur house has none

i wish i had some very good pizza for breakfast (and that Mrs. Hägar doesn't mind if i am having that)

Granted. but you leave that last piece of pizza to get a drink form the fridge and then you
returned to get it. What! now you start thinking.... (Who ate the last slice of pizza!)

i wish for a 7.1 blue ray home theater system.

granted, but it solely shows an endless loop of "Sex and the City" episodes

i wish for my sunburn going away now

Granted. but as soon as your sunburn goes, you get flaky skin disease!

lol and u forgot again to wish something so it can get corrupted

i wish for a lovely day without rain

LOL sorry again.

Granted, but out of nowhere, lighting strikes (can actually happen:D)

i wish for me not to forget to wish.

granted, u get a ten tons stone right above ur head, which will fall down in case u want to click on reply without a wish

i wish for some soap mixed to the rain, so it can clean my car and not just make it wet

granted. but in your sleep, your car drifts in the neighbors car and then the next day,
a insurance company harrases you.

I wish that i read my posts before i post.

granted, but u cannot understand what u wrote, because u were drunk when u typed and now u r sober^^

i wish for some cookies

LOL

Granted. you buy them at the supermarket then go home, you open the biscuits packet to
find that there soft from air exposure and so you go back for a refund and they decline
because you didn't grab the receipt, and so you wasted four hours and $2

i wish that i would have a spare working mobo

granted, but it's from IKEA and u lost the assembly tool that came with it...

i wish for some fruits

Granted. But you suspect there is something lurking in them.

I wish for. super powers.[11]

granted, u get the "corn flakes super powers" to be able to manage a whole family size package in one minute...

i wish for dry socks in the rain

LOL

Granted. but the reason for it being water proof is a thick layer of dead skin cells:D

I wish for for a dam power supply for this dam RROD console so i can finish its repairs

Yuk!^^

granted, it has been stored in some kitchen cupboard and is full of grease, flour and some other not so nice stuff

i wish for someone to clean our apartment...

Granted. Soon as someone come to clean the house about 400 bats come out of you lair,
They get rid of the rats and cockroaches but the fridge... the smell of the fridge scares of
the cleaner only giving you a half clean dungeon. [11]

I wish for a successful PC recycling business.

dungeon... - lol, i'll tell Mrs Hägar^^

granted, it is situated in some African country, where "recycling" translates to "just throw it into the bushes"..

i wish for an end to those thunderstorms at my place