Corrupt Wish Game

Granted, but the lawnmower explodes leaving oil and gasoline all over the lawn.

I wish for some cheap sunglasses.

cool... now i can light up my lawn, get rid of all the weeds & seed nice, fresh grass (which i wanted to do for some time now)

wish granted... they come for free in a cereal box, but to find that box, you have to eat 50 tons of cereal... with no milk

I wish for a great midsummer festival. (Yes, we celebrate midsummer with lots & lots of beer, BBQ & pretty girls)

Granted, but the beer is warm, the girls are obese, and the cooker is broken.

I wish for Rocky Road Ice Cream.

granted, but it comes in two parts: first u hit the rocky road really hard with ur chin, later u get some ice cream to cool bump and bruises

i wish for some nice holidays this year

Granted. after those nice holidays the boss calls you to his office and says your fired for not
coming to work and you cant find a job because of the recession.

i wish that you cannot corrupt this wish![11]

granted, but u did

i wish for some cookies

but they are not made of chocolate.

I wish for World Peace.

Granted but now the population grows to the point the world ends

I wish Super gets a cake for his B-day

Granted, you get sent to an uninhabited world & there you have as much peace as you want...

I wish for another bottle of Xylometazoline for my goddamn nose... My current one is running dry.

Granted but the Bottle is broken.

I wish for my Freelancer game to work properly.

{Off - Topic : People please help me or that wish will remain corrupted }

granted, but then ur computer broke apart

i wish for some coffee to that cookies

Granted, but the coffee is as hard as a brick.

i wish for three wishes

that's how i like my coffee all the time^^

granted, but u wasted all of them in a fruitless attempt to finally learn how to bind ur shoelaces

i wish for a saw to have my coffee

granted, you get a chainsaw, but there is no gasoline filled into it, and also no gasoline available all around.

I wish for all other peoples wishes get granted

LOL dam DC_Hägar, how'd you know![11]

Granted, but so many people got there wish that someone wished for that doomsday case you
see on TV (wink)[8]

assault911, u forgot ur wish that is to be corrupted

i wish this thread game would continue

Sorry! mind laps LOL

Granted. But as soon as you post something, the thread got deleted.

i wish for a wish that was a wish. hahaha!

granted, but ur wish that was a wish is to read the book "Gone With the Wind" twice without any breaks while balancing on one foot

i wish for a great F1 race next Sunday

Granted. the race was great. but there were know car crashes.

i wish for winter to go away.

granted, it is summer here on northern hemisphere

i wish for free petrol for my car