granted, 5 big macs from mc donalds
I wish Haegar would be able to eat them all without throwing up
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granted, 5 big macs from mc donalds
I wish Haegar would be able to eat them all without throwing up
granted, it takes about 3 days and warming them up after getting out of the fridge
i wish for some nice holidays
granted but there was a large outbreak of swine flu.
I wish for a Ferrari
granted (built by matchbox )
i wish for nothing
granted you get nothing including a floppy penis that cant get hard. hehehehe
I wish for a sack of potatoe chips
granted, it's 15 years old
i wish for a good, not too heavy and not expensive ebook reader, that doesn't wear off batteries too quickly
granted, but its made for chinese, taiwanese, japanese and korean ebooks only.
I wish for a bunch of fleas attacking burro on his private parts, while he is sleeping.
ROFL
granted but because burros have hooves, it will be up to you to scratch the fleas for me
I wish tacos didnt give me wind
granted, but this time its free of caffein, has lack in taste and looks pretty much like dark tea.
I wish for a victim who scratches burro's flea's
[694] what the hell! alrighty!
granted: its still you cuz monkeys pick fleas lol
i wish for free broadband 10MB+ speed and has 1TB limit![11]
granted, you get it for all the money you have, but as soon you have this broadband, your pc crashes totally, and you are not able to get a new one, since you are bankrupt.
I wish for flea's all over assault
dam you!:D
granted, assault911 passes out and you get sent the medical bill.
i wish i was immune to fleas[11]
granted, but u still attract the fleas. so crows come along to pick them from ur body (which hurts - we can hear u screaming^^)
i wish for someone else to pay all my bills...
Granted, but half way though an internet transaction you got hacked and lost all your savings.
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i wish that the next person to post here will get an incurable uncontrollable diarrhea. ROFL!!!!
Granted, but Angels do not eat as we have no need for food.
I wish that my packages would hurry up and get here already.
Granted, they grow legs & get to you faster, but you spend the next 11 weeks chasing them around the house... Have a nice summer
I wish for someone else to mowe my lawn...