Corrupt Wish Game

granted, your ship just landed on an empty planet, and the ship nearly desintegrated in athmosphere... -no repair-

I wish I could dissapear.

granted. now to the part u might not like: all ppl r happy when u do it^^

i wish for some rain in the US wildfire regions

(Haegar... thats quite fail.)

Granted, the rain will be acid.(acid rain)

I wish humanity find a bigger planet to populate as they are searching...

what's fail?

granted, the planet is huge, but not at all orbiting any sun or other space object. so no life is possible.

i wish for somebody else to go shoe shopping with my Mrs.

granted, now you go with Mr.

I wish for a new reply (=hah already got it=)

granted, tho it is nothing u really wanted, but just said to have it given to u

i wish for a delicious soup

granted, I peed in it... hmmmm

I wish Michael could spell correctly

grantett, nouww eye cahnt.

eye wisch dhat pee suhp too bee servett too Spiky..

granted. and spiky is going to inhale this soup

i wish spiky would get more of his own soup, so that he can take a bath in it

granted, but he enjoyed it that much that he forgot to swim and has been drowned while bathing in that pee soup

i wish for some excellent new pair of shoes

Granted... I wear them now...

I wish i had lots of good beer, so i can share it with everyone... And any attempts, by anyone, to take all the beer for him/her/itself would make it go up in smoke...

granted, u all share it and u don't get a bit of it to have some urself

i wish those good shoes of mine on RogueJet's feet do shrink a lot right now...

granted, when he gets them off they shrink until dissapear and other cooler ones appear.

I wish ALL people would be on.

granted, all ppl r on their feet.

i wish for some cool music in the office (and the boss wouldn't mind)

granted, in exchange for the music your boss gets half your salary

I wish there was more stuff going on here

lol - the boss can keep half of nothing^^

granted, its all maths...

i wish for more beer (heck - one time it must be working^^)

granted, but your wife decides that you must stop drinking beer because your belly growths from day to day

ps: check my new GIF to see how Haegar would probably react to that

I wish rapidshare would be faster

lol

granted, rapidshare is faster going bankrupt...

i wish for a pool in our garden

granted, there's a big hole in the pool and it will never fill

I wish CF 2.0 appear

granted, but since there is a hole in the pool it just passed thru that and went away forever

i wish for a snack