Corrupt Wish Game

granted, now its November and summer is gone

i wish for a lower petrol price

granted, but when that happens you're dead for 100 years already

I wish I could spell

granted, now u cant count

i wish for some croutons to my soup

granted... do you always eat in front of your PC? no table manners, you LOSE

I wish people would learn to behave at table

granted,but you lose all sence of manners wich makes you an outcast in society

i wish for living people to experiment and reacearsh on them

granted... its reality mate, join the US army

I wish for a huge battle right now

granted , it`s happening in a movie on a chanell that is not aviable to you

i wish for that quarted in spiky`s sig to dissapier [613]

granted, they come to your place now and make you gay

I wish for a fat party with hot chicks

granted , but the party organizer misunderstood your request and now your having a hot party with fat chicks

i wish to be a rubber man

granted, but all the chicks now laugh at you

I wish I was in space right now

granted , all your body freezes in to ice and you die from painfull intoxication death while your lungs turn into ice cristals and shater

(rubber man actuall i think would impress the ladies :P)

i wish to be a vampire

granted, vampires are shit and all girls run away from you

I wish I could play drums (again)

(i wouldn`t care aout girls i would be inmortal [641]
granted and you fail agen

i wish to be blind

I wouldn't want to live without girls for... eternity

granted, ur blind

I wish religion didn't exist

granted ,the world is now a beutifull place to live on and ther is world peace (i hope your lucky)

i wish to be able to see agen

granted, but your eyesight is very bad now

I wish I owned a private jet

granted but you don`t have any licenses to fly it

i wish to be gey

I thought you were gay...

I wish for more pirates to blow up

granted, the CSF go online as soon u log off - just to be blown up by the other ASF that stay online.

i wish for some idea to be able to drop a call to become a poll worker

?????????....what? whatever

granted ,you destroy the universe

i wish i would finde a time machine and go back in time to the Dark period and stay ther to live a humble life by my own