Corrupt Wish Game

granted. u get a bucket of it poured all over ur head.

i wish that somebody would get me some Brötchen from the bakery

Lucy, how did u come to know that i had to go myself and get some Brötchen for Mrs. Hägar and me?^^

granted, but u stay in bed with terrible flu.

i wish that one student i will not name here would actually do something at university rather than a lot of other activities...

Granted, now the TV starts yelling

I wish the weather in Lisboa will increase rapidly once im there, going up to 30C° WHILE YOU GUYS MUST SUFFER THE COLD!!

hell yeah granted

I wish I'd have a good RPG

granted, where RPG stands for Rotten Pen*s Growth

i wish for lovely weather at Easter weekend

granted :D, but it will rain

I wish Haegar wouldn't censor every bad word he says

granted, now i will use a descriptive replacement^^

i wish that those spam emails get back to sender right into their *end of body where u sit on*

granted, but they find a way to re-resend them right into ur "end of the body where you sit on"

I wish I had a car and could drive away on a loooong road, listening to the best chill music ever

Granted, but you`re sooooo chilled, that you hit another car head on & die... (obviously)

I wish for a nice, hot meal...

granted, i am having it now (thank you^^)

i wish Mrs. Hägar's mother decides to end her visit soon...

Granted... she`s not visiting anymore, she`s staying permanently.

I wish for a Hering marinated in vinegar

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Originally posted by RogueJet
Granted... she`s not visiting anymore, she`s staying permanently.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!

granted, u will be slapped with a large [SIZE=3][D]trout[/D] marinated herring[/SIZE]

i wish that shopping doesn't take too long next days...

granted, it doesn't take too long, it will take an eternity

I wish that more ships would have the same angular speed as the Lagg...

Granted, but the rest of the ships have the same sped as the Starflier

I wish i had a lifetime supply of Cannabis, in my basement and noone would know about it, except myself.

granted, you get so high that you burn down all your cannabis and laugh hysterically

I wish the inet wasn't that full of sh**

Granted, now it`s you who`s full of the waste, that comes out of your "end of the body where you sit on"

I wish for a cup of tea

granted, I peed in it

I wish your wishes weren't that lame