Granted, you have now a transsexual mind...
I wish i was Benny the Cop (points at Spiky`s sig)
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Granted, you have now a transsexual mind...
I wish i was Benny the Cop (points at Spiky`s sig)
granted, u become a fictional character in a film and leave the real world
i wish for a peaceful year
granted, but that will never happen
I wish for a nice breakfast
granted, i was having it this morning
i wish for some pudding
granted, pudding? thats not what I put in there
I wish for better jokes
granted, but nobody tells them to u
i wish that somebody tells that Monty Python war joke to Spiky when no other one to be harmed is around
granted... it only harms Spiky & that somebody.
I wish my tea was at the perfect drinking temperature.
granted, but the yellow colour is obviously not tea
I wish I had 100.000 right now
Granted... It`s deposited into a retirement fund, channeled through the deposition service, about 500 more banking services & it`s gone...
I wish i was a bouncer...
granted, but each time you try to kick someone out he owns your ass
I wish the sun would shining
Granted... it shines so bright, your eyes burn out & your skin starts peeling like an onion.
I wish i had a nickle for every time my name was said.
Granted... They lie & give everyone anal probes. (What`s with Aliens & Anal probes anyway?)
I wish...
granted, but since you didn't wish anything it can't be fulfilled
I wish Aliens would only give vikingers anal probes
granted, but they trapped the space ship and you blow up while I get the hell out of this doomed planet
I wish that Steinmeier will not become chancelor
granted, now its Lafontaine
i wish the weather will stay like now - all sunny
Granted... But you`re stuck inside under an ocean of paperwork...
I wish for a new PC, goddamnit! I`m playing on this piece of crap for the last 8 years! I`m playing on a relic!
granted...but you cant play it...ever....
i wish for awesomeness to run in my family
*Goes on a quest to kill Portalearth, for corrupting Laser`s wish*
Granted, but you get kicked out of it & i take your place.
I wish for more Xylometazoline.