Corrupt Wish Game

Granted, you have now a transsexual mind...

I wish i was Benny the Cop (points at Spiky`s sig)

granted, u become a fictional character in a film and leave the real world

i wish for a peaceful year

granted, but that will never happen

I wish for a nice breakfast

granted, i was having it this morning

i wish for some pudding

granted, pudding? thats not what I put in there

I wish for better jokes

granted, but nobody tells them to u

i wish that somebody tells that Monty Python war joke to Spiky when no other one to be harmed is around

granted... it only harms Spiky & that somebody.

I wish my tea was at the perfect drinking temperature.

granted, but the yellow colour is obviously not tea

I wish I had 100.000 right now

Granted... It`s deposited into a retirement fund, channeled through the deposition service, about 500 more banking services & it`s gone...

I wish i was a bouncer...

granted, but each time you try to kick someone out he owns your ass

I wish the sun would shining

Granted... it shines so bright, your eyes burn out & your skin starts peeling like an onion.

I wish i had a nickle for every time my name was said.

granted, but that costs u two nickles every time ur name is said for the service of collecting the money

i wish that nice aliens visit earth and invite ppl to a space trip

Granted... They lie & give everyone anal probes. (What`s with Aliens & Anal probes anyway?)

I wish...

granted, but since you didn't wish anything it can't be fulfilled

I wish Aliens would only give vikingers anal probes

granted, u become a viking and have ur probe right into ur a**

i wish the aliens will move on and leave one space ship on earth for me

granted, but they trapped the space ship and you blow up while I get the hell out of this doomed planet

I wish that Steinmeier will not become chancelor

granted, now its Lafontaine

i wish the weather will stay like now - all sunny

Granted... But you`re stuck inside under an ocean of paperwork...

I wish for a new PC, goddamnit! I`m playing on this piece of crap for the last 8 years! I`m playing on a relic!

*Goes on a quest to kill Portalearth, for corrupting Laser`s wish*

Granted, but you get kicked out of it & i take your place.

I wish for more Xylometazoline.