granted, but now your so mixed up your brain explodes
I wish for sun
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granted, but now your so mixed up your brain explodes
I wish for sun
granted, now the neighbours bought a cock and its way louder than the garbage truck
I wish I had the licenced version of W7 already
granted, but it has cost u a fortune and u r completely skint
i wish for MS software without flaws
granted, but now everything not from M$ has flaws
I wish for more sleep
granted, u get changed to a cat, sleep most of the day and eat cat food out of tins
i wish my wish wont get corrupted
granted, your wishes won't be granted anymore
I wish a new watch
granted, but Big Ben clock tower is now missing its clock...
i wish i would get a decent refund of income tax
granted, now you have to pay vikinger taxes though
I wish the BW would give me more money!
Granted, but now the Belgian government requires you to use 99% of it to pay taxes on the Red Light District.
I wish I had another bottle of Bordeaux.
granted, but it's poisoned, and you die a very very painful death
i wish for a Joint Ops Escalation CD key (anyone got one?)
granted, now u broke ur game disk and the installation, what makes the key useless
i wish for a marzipan cake
granted, it is hard as a brick and tastes the same.
I wish for some funny pics
granted, but u get blind before u can see them.
i wish 10 mill tax for children of crete
granted, but it will cost u 100 mill for ammo
i wish for someone to clean my car (inside)
granted, someone cleaned it but damaged the equipment
I wish for a cake
granted, u get that corrupted marzipan cake from my earlier wish
i wish for a pizza
granted, but someone placed banana slices on it
I wish my cat wouldnt scratch the furniture
banana slices on pizza - yuck!
granted, the cat is now scratching ur legs
i wish my upload speed would be bigger