Pirate recruitment

shhhhhh

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Originally posted by Gunny
Crimson, you will never be my equal or match in this game.....not due to your skill, but your mouth really discredits you.

As for my PVP, I just dont feel like fighting like I used to. Im too busy dealing with 12 other things when I am in game.

Stop while you have the chance.

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*Yawn* Boring ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:P

Bored slayer?
why not become a pirate?
thats never boring!

U pie rats r getting boreing man. Stop hiding and come out b4 I start drinkin from ur whiskey stash. I alrdy stole all of Gunnys life time supply of donuts (has bad taste in dontus) and i need something new. So let me see whats so good about whiskey u pie rats keep talkin about.

How about a nice juicy bounty?

ROFL

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Ok Crimmy boy....you are now KOS.

Thanks G, you made my day

Shame on you guys

A sincere effort by G has led to all this mindless spamming and off topic stuff involving pirates and cops working together to KOS another cop.

What's going on?

Anyway back on topic

Application form for pirate training

Name: Mahd Scum {X}

Occupation: Retired journalist, part time charity worker, well known male model

Location Address: Lost in Enyo due to erroneous directions (virus) sent to my navigation computer by well known Mafioso leader re Enyo Space Wrecks

Can't turn the ship around

Previous Experience:

Good at running and long history of attacking poorly equipped ships, piloted by space rookies with more cash than sense.

Aware of the pirates code.

Has killed nearly all cops in existence (lucky shots no doubt) except CFPD Rover (you are next mate)

Very good at saying the following phrases with real passion and gusto.

"Arrgghhh!!
"Ahoy scumbags!"
"Tax Please or else!!"
"We can do this the hard way or the harder way"
"There is no afk in space - Mwwhahahahahah!"

Qualifications and Achievements

Most handsome journalist of the year 06/07
Most likely to run from a fight when the odds become equal 05/06. 06/07
Most likely to use bugged ships 05/06, 06/07
Best trained space co-pilot Snake - 06/07

Founded campaigns to:

Unban the Karak and Predator
Ban the Karak from further 'relations' with cops and with food
Freedom of movement
Research for environmentally friendly weaponry
Set up a neutral organisation to investigate allegations of fraud and corruption within the police forces as UAC STC have been bought off!!

Why do I want to be a pirate?

Because I believe in the law and in equality and don't think the cops can be allowed to get away with murder.

"Most likely to run from a fight when the odds become equal"

Lol, if that's a requirement to be a pirate, I'd do fine

i don't think your getting replies here because most of the new people who aren't a part or RP yet have not seen the forums so far.

I'm on the server every day m8

@ MU_La only bored of reading all this crap m8 seems some people just cant help but argue and threaten......oh well one day maybe some people will grow up enough to know when to keep there mouth shut..... i dream of that day.....ill go back to sleeping now ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:P

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Originally posted by Gunny
I think Crimson is confused. He wants to try and fight the whole server.

So be it.

Ok Crimmy boy....you are now KOS.

LMAO that doesnt bother me in the least. KOS seriously get boreing since most dont care and the fights get boreing and pointless so i usually just slip away while the ppl r 2 overcome with fighting some1 else. Well idk If I might b on 2day since im getting kinda bored.
Although a huge bounty might b the answer but no IOC SMG Fl ect will get that.....well unless i get bored I might just stop in space.

Ill b awaiting by Cf until some CFPD come in sensor range until then see ya in space