Eclipse Glasses Still In Short Supply In 2790

  • [feedquote='Wing Commander News','http://www.wcnews.com/index.shtml#13950']There's a Privateer 2

    News Bulletin

    that's especially timely today! This blurb was a way of conveying that the price of

    optic nerve

    commodities was increasing on planet

    Hephaestus

    (and it was written as a poem because P2 is weird). Specifically, "magnifiers" had been used to view the planet's eclipse rather than "smoked glass," hence the need for these medical suppliers. And, of course, eclipse-type imagery plays a prominent role in some of the promotional materials for The Darkening...

    Tip-top Eclipse Tips Mix-up

    Unfortunately, poetry correspondent Toni Cowey reports, as he was the only one there.

    Alas! 'Tis a day of woe for the sorry folk of Hephaestus. Suffering has cast its shady hand upon the brow of many, while foul misunderstanding has bereft the common man of sight. The cause? The cause? Bewail the man, bewail the foe, whose fellows he has blighted so. It was the day of the eclipse, an event on men and women's lips, when foul Misfortune did conspire, the TV computers to miswire. And thus, instead of smoked glass, the order now did come to pass, that Magnifiers should be used, an act which retinas abused. Now men are blind and cannot see, and Optic Nerves are of rarity. I thank you.

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