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Oct
Happiness is a Warm Gun
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…MESON BLASTERS! Now that I have your attention, let's talk about sex. The retro gaming community is a many-splendored thing, endlessly producing fascinating content covering games and history you've never heard of. Case in point, this hour-long retrospective on a 1997 adult FMV video game called Riana Rouge:
The title promises that it will be the craziest FMV game we've never heard of… and that title is accurate. Our own LeHah was watching this video when he noticed something… familiar not even a minute in. No, it wasn't the BDSM lizard. No, it wasn't the flower that kisses a woman and then rips her face off. It was this:
That's Riana Rouge and she's blasting away at something with a futuristic rifle. A very familiar futuristic rifle.
That's right, Ms. Rouge (and let's be clear: that's R-O-U-G-E like the color and not R-O-G-U-E like the… rogues) is blasting away at BDSM lizards and face-eating flowers




