Posts by daDraga

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Originally posted by lucy in the sky
We already knew that 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything.
What we need to know is: What was question?

I can,t tel ya.Its private,and i was know the answer,unfortunately it is not 42 in my case.

Lolz guys,a huge croco!!

Eeek,a hungry one!!

BLOODHOUND GANG

How temperature affects the mind.

40 degrees:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Scotland sunbathe.

35 degrees:
Italian cars won't start.
People in Scotland drive with the windows down.

20 degrees:
Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt.

15 degrees:
Californians begin to evacuate the state.
People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.

0 degrees:
New York landlords turn the heat on.
People in Scotland have a last barby before it gets cold.

-10 degrees:
People in Miami are extinct.
People in Scotland lick flagpoles.

-20 degrees:
Californians all now live in Mexico.
People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.

-80 degrees:
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival excercise until it gets cold enough.

-100 degrees:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.

-173 degrees:
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
People in Scotland are angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky kegs.

-297 degrees:
Microbial life starts to grind to a halt.
Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

-460 degrees:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy ... eh? "

-500 degrees:
Hell freezes over.
Scottish people support England in the World Cup

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Originally posted by DC_Hägar
[SIZE=1]da'Draga: that image does not show up. u did hotlink and that site does not allow that...[/SIZE]

Which image precisely,i can see all of them?I edit previously(Jumpy Bush)but it was good for me either! [2]

Darwin was in right.The evolution gain confirmation!!

And here is the one more!

If u ask question on right place'

The GOLDEN YEARS POEM!!

THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST,

I CANNOT SEE, I CANNOT PEE

I CANNOT CHEW, I CANNOT SCREW

MY MEMORY SHRINKS, MY HEARING STINKS,

NO SENSE OF SMELL, I LOOK LIKE HELL,

MY BODY'S DROOPING, GOT TROBLE POOPING.

THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST,

THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY ASS

Guess my age!!
A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.

The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".

"I am actually 47."

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."

Secret weapon!!

Eeek!

Some high leveled IRC chat,s!!

20:04 -!- Spaceboy [~c6749031@huwico.hu] has joined #huwico
20:04 < ircnet_gw> Hex2IP: c6749031 --> 198.116.144.49 --> nasans3.nasa.gov.
20:04 < Spaceboy> hi
20:05 < Spaceboy> is this the channel of hungarian wireless community?
20:05 < Z0l> yes
20:06 < szaboat> hi
20:07 < Spaceboy> i'm working at NASA, one of our sattelites picked up a transmission originated from Budapest, HUNGARY
20:07 < vili>
20:08 < Z0l>
20:08 < vili> our goal is world domination
20:08 < Spaceboy> if that is the case, i have to report this to international authorities
20:09 < Spaceboy> and by the way, your message 'Niggerek vagytok mind' never reach mars i'm sorry
20:09 < szaboat>

<+Opi_tanul> The life is hard like my tail!!
<Hunger> and short as well

[19:57:10] <@SlayerNoodle> miért vannak idegesitõ emberek(why is some people so annoying)
[19:57:11] <@SlayerNoodle> :DDDD
[19:57:15] <@Ledike> kih?(whom)
[19:57:23] <@SlayerNoodle> nme tom valamien lány(dunno,some girl)
[19:57:26] <@SlayerNoodle> myvipen(on myvip)
[19:57:29] <@Ledike> pf
[19:57:31] <@SlayerNoodle> asztmondja(she say)
[19:57:49] <@Ledike> ?
[19:57:52] <@SlayerNoodle> ha kell a telszámom hivj vagy küldj smst és megadom(if u need my phone num,call me or send me SMS)
#4325 +(320)- [X]

<nitrifik_> damn, I have to leave in 10. I haven't even eaten.
<mightyflo> irc is a cruel mistress
<nitrifik_> not as cruel as real mistresses.
<mightyflo> you get what you pay for

[09:26:10] <panki> bazze milyen jó érzés hogy szombat reggl nem vagyok hulla másnapos(how well feeling,i don,t have hungover at Saturday morning)
[09:28:21] <kosmoo> vasarnap van panki(it,s Sunday,Panki}

[19:31:22] <TCH> öcsémnél lefagyott a firefox(my brothers Firefox freezing up )
[19:31:23] <TCH> és erre írt a készítõknek( he wrote too maker)
[19:31:29] <TCH> hogy "lefagyott ez a szar"("this s..t freezeng up")
[19:31:44] <TCH> erre visszaírtak magyarul, hogy "na jó, de hogy fagyott le ez a szar?("they wrote back on Hungarian"Ok,but how freezing up that s..t")
[19:32:06] <TCH> szal fx-nél legalább support van(so,FX has support at least)

If u don,t know what is the..

This is for Guinness world records definitely!!

Btw,dont try this at home,they are well trained profesionals[203]

Don't get disgusted!!

Students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
Then the Professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that it is necessary that you don't get disgusted."

The Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the butt of the dead body, withdrew it, and then stuck his finger in his mouth and sucked it.

"Go ahead and do the same thing", he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently taking turns, sunk their finger in the butt of the dead body and sucked it after withdrawing it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second important quality is observation. I inserted the middle finger and sucked the index. Pay attention people."

Why i,m playgames?

Their taste may be also suchlike good??

My mom!!

Cam phone rules!!

[SIZE=4] Money!![/SIZE]

It can buy a house, but not a home.

It can buy a bed, but not sleep.

It can buy a clock, but not time.

It can buy you a book, but not knowledge.

It can buy you a position, but not respect.

It can buy you medicine, but not health.

It can buy you blood, but not life.

[SIZE=3]Money is NOT everything![/SIZE]

I am sending you this message because I am your friend. I care about you greatly and I do not want to see you in pain. My Dear Friend...end your suffering now. Send me all of your money and I will do your suffering for you. I will pick up your burden and offer you relief from your pain. Do it today and you will be happier.

[SIZE=3]Cash and checks are accepted.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=3]NO CREDIT CARDS, PLEASE! [/SIZE]

Tsunami ,alert!!

Nah ya,good pic is priceles!!

Uuups!!

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talking about impressive girls

Wuhaha,i hope that pic is photoshopped,no one should live with such big ...cargo!!
Omg !!

Definitely not my type of lady!

It,s something unexpected up there?

Some interesting driver lic!!

Omg!!

In every bad thing is something good!!

Privacy granted!!

Art study!!

Hard finish!


Ruunn!

Good to know!!

Redneck Driver's License Application

Last name: ________________

First name (check appropriate box):

[_] Billy-Bob
[_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe
[_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray
[_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue
[_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae
[_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack
[_] Bobby-Beth-Ann

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)

Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:

[_] Farmer
[_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser
[_] Waitress
[_] Unemployed
[_] Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name: __________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: _________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: _________________________
Lover's Name: ____________________________
2nd Lover's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:

[_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother
[_] Uncle
[_] Mother
[_] Son
[_] Father
[_] Daughter
[_] Cousin
[_] Pet

Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________
(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:

___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:

____ truck
____ kitchen
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ shed

Model of your pickup: _____________
Year pickup produced: 194____

Do you have a gun rack?

[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:_________________________

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

[_] The National Enquirer
[_] The Globe
[_] MAXIM
[_] TV Guide
[_] Soap World
[_] Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:

[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable

How many teeth? ___
Color of teeth:

[_] Yellow
[_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown
[_] Black
[_] N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

[_] Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?

[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know