Posts by daDraga

  • Funny joke

    Good one. :D
    A woman goes to the doctors, and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of a problem. I’ll have to take my clothes off to show you.” The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe.


    She does so, and the doctor goes round to see her when she is ready. “Well, what is it?” he asks.


    “It’s a bit embarrassing,” she replies, “These two green circles have appeared on the inside of my thighs.”


    The doctor examines her and finally admits he has no idea what the cause is. Then he suddenly asks, “Have you been having an affair with a guy with two ear-rings?”


    The woman blushes and says, “Well, actually I have.”


    “That’s the problem,” the doctor says, “Tell him his ear-rings aren’t made of gold!!!”

  • Funny joke

    :D


    The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn in her wheel chair where the activity's for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't talk very well but she could write notes fairly well when she needed to communicate.


    After a short time out on the lawn Grandma started leaning off to the right and some family members grabbed her and straightened her up and stuffed pillows on her right.


    A short time later she started leaning off to her left and again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.


    Soon she started leaning forward and the family members again grabbed her and tied a pillow case around her waist to hold her up. A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma, you're looking good, how are they treating you?"


    Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew, "They won't let me fart."

  • Enough is enough

    Freedom without borders for Freelancers!!! [666] Anyway i always ask for permission if i entering in clan system if its some member of clan on line and or if i know that it is clan sys.So far if they ordering to me to leave i doing so,but it will come time when i will fight for my right,(just to collect tools for that. :D :D) to be free.Just joking,i highly respected right of clans and i think anyone should do that way.

  • Funny joke

    Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection.


    The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" She says: "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here that if I give you an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lays down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.


    Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down, and farts. Within a few seconds a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him. The Huge Man says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" The Huge Man: "You must be new here; it is a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me." The huge man then easily spins Bob around, bends him over the bench and has his way with him.


    Bob rushes back to the colony office. He is greeted by the smiling naked receptionist: "May I help you?" Bob says: "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500 joining fee." Receptionist: "But Sir, you've only been here a couple of hours; you only saw a small fraction of our facilities.....


    "Bob replies: "Listen lady, I am 58 years old, I get a hard-on twice a month, but I fart 15 times a day!

  • Show me your ..... ride!

    Yes,i sell it on junkyard,she weight 1100 kg.So i get 140 euros.I can buy some Ferrari now,same as Lucy have which i see in first post in this thread.Maybe i should to try on E bay,but now its late for that. :D Anyway,she deserve rest.[1729]

  • Just post funny pics

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    Originally posted by Arvedui
    videos are long and boring and there are other threads for them :P


    Whut,booring,loong?Are u serious,m8.I think its funny and short,but ouki douki,i don,t do that in future.Anyway,Hägar is guilty,he dooing that first.

  • Show me your ..... ride!

    Well,it is done.I,m sell it yesterday,i got 140 Euro for them;( .I know it will possible to repair them,but that will cost me at least 800euro which i don,t have because my daughter is on study and that cost me a lot.I like French cars to,i was have only that :D 28 years(that C GS),i,m painting them ones and made full general repairing of engine twice,but i think i driven over 1000000 km or more and she newer let me down .
    :]

  • Show me your ..... ride!

    Nop,it is Citroen GS from 1980.Only 2 year remained and she would be old timer,but now it will be funeral. ;( ;(I buy it fully new and drive it 28 years.In that time that car cost like two houses.Unfortunately has time come,and i know that i must to sell it to junkyard but its hard .Funny,but i fell like when im losing some family member,very close one. :))


  • Just post funny pics

    Wuhaha,crazy japs,they killing me!!


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