Posts by daDraga

  • Funny joke

    English language is so difficult here is why'!!


    Now there is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meaning than any other two-letter word, and that is “UP”.


    It’s easy to understand UP, meaning towards the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awake in the morning, why do we wake UP ? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?


    We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean
    UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.


    At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.


    And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.


    We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP , look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don’t give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.


    When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP. When it doesn’t rain for a while, things dry UP.


    One could go on and on, but I’ll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so………… Time to shut UP…..!

  • Smart sound...

    Unfortunately yes, Maya and i wiped them also related issue with licensing. 8o It can be that,because they f..t up my firewall also. ;( So,if SSQPlugin is not needed for Crosfire,i will count off with him.Thank u for answer.

  • NoD - Out of Order


    I hear this from my oma also,so it can be from drought or air blast also(if its correct word).Try to not inhabit between two opened windows.If u must be there,keep ur ears stopple or at least one of them,and in that case don,t open mouth!:) Get well soon OP!!

  • Smart sound...

    After i,m installed Crosfire mod it works fine until to day.I starting mod and the launcher does not start.The Windows installer starting wit message Please wait until configure Smart Sound Quicktracks plug in.When he don,t find it,he asking me about location which i dont find also with search and manual ?( .I have it in control panel-ad or remove files,but i cant find his location on disk to advise Windows about.When i canceled installation of SSQP Crosfire launcher starts normally and game also.Now always annoying me with that SSound stuf when i try to launch mod.Can anyone help me please,what a dark mystery can be this?( and why is needed that plugin for Crosfire.

  • Funny joke

    Little Ralphy's Thinking


    A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little Ralphy. He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.' The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'


    Then little Ralphy says, 'I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?' The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.' To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'

  • Funny joke

    Don't Take Your Husband to Walmart
    Why you shouldn't take your menfolk shopping
    This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.


    After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart.


    Dear Mrs. Samsel,
    Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store.We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.


    1.June 15:
    Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.


    2. July 2:
    Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.


    3. July 7:
    Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.


    4. July 19:
    Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'


    5. August 4:
    Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.


    6. August 14:
    Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.


    7. August 15:
    Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.


    8. August 23:
    When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'


    9. September 4:
    Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.


    10. September 10:
    While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.


    11. October 3:My Favorite
    Darted around the store, suspiciously, while loudly humming theMission Impossible' theme ..


    12. October 6:
    In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.


    13. October 18:
    Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME!


    14. October 21:
    When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'


    And last, but not least...


    15. October 23:
    Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'

  • What are your favorite TV shows?

    The one and only!!
    Only fools and horses
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