Well,it comes with bikers also,but there are risk factor for u.U know on what u are after he remove helmet!
Anyway,talking about babes,in this video u can find both,rides and babes and ultimate car washing method.It is better than Polish hair dressing saloon,i have great business idea.
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Originally posted by DC_Hägar
Isn't that just a copy of that last joke in my post right above yours?
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One day, I looked up in the sky.
A bird came by and shit into my eye.
I didn't laugh. I didn't cry.
I was just happy, that cows can't fly.
No,its not,i,m copying it from other site.Lol,i,m always in rush,sry again.The second one since i,m come back.But it is good joke Joker not read jokes. [7]
Anyway,here is the other!Ten Things You Should Never Say During A JobInterview
Looking for a new job? Unfortunately, you'll probably have to interview for the position. Here are a few things to avoid in that stressful moment. (NOTE: Don't be stupid enough to actually try any of the items below, or you'll find yourself in jail, in the hospital, or, even worse, in the unemployment line!)
1. Oh, my criminal record? Well...if it helps, I didn't pull the trigger.
2. If it involves sitting around doing nothing, I'm your man!
3. Are you busy later? I know a great little Italian place. 4. Wait, you wanted someone with at least a high school diploma? Nevermind.
5. References? That may be a problem due to those stupid restraining orders.
6. Aren't you Rachel's dad? Man, she's one wild and crazy chica!
7. Do you mind if I light up?
8. Where do I see myself a year from now? Sitting in your chair, actually.
9. Sorry if I'm not up to par this morning...I still have a nasty hangover.
10. Before we start the interview, can I get an advance on my pay? My bookie's an impatient man. -
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A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly. At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head "Yes" and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head, "No" and mumble a reply. Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about. The farmer replied, ''The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'You wanna sell that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.'"
Ten Best Ways to Get Out of Work1.# Hire a cube double to fill in for you. If he/she's not a perfect match, have the double wear extensive bandages, and claim you had issues with the grill over the weekend.
2.Give your computer a virus. (We're talking a computer virus. We don't recommend being intimate with your PC.)
3.Flash a finger at the sweating guy on the Harley in the next lane. Call in and share that you were the victim of road rage on the way to work.
4.Lecture each day--for at least an hour--on how fantastic an idea the Electoral College is. Trust us, they'll be relieved when you don't show up the next day. (Disclaimer: this may result in termination or a 'whooping.')
5.Break some minor laws, then challenge the police to a high-speed chase. Nobody can expect you to work from a jail cell.
6.Call in to announce that your laxatives finally kicked in and that you won't be able leave the bathroom all day.
7.Donate your work clothes to charity. Better yet, tell your boss that all of your work clothes were at the cleaners...which burned down. .
8.Feed your dog the car keys. Wrap them in slices of American cheese if he/she is reluctant to swallow them.
9.Cut your finger on the latest inspirational poster, requiring a cozy stay at the hospital. (Remember: "no pain, no gain.") .
10.Stay home without letting anyone at the office know where you are. If anyone calls looking for you, answer the phone in a bad Italian accent and say, "Luigi's pizza! Will this be delivery or carry out?"
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by DC_Hägar lol - nah that hairdresser is not where I go with my Mrs knowing about it...^^
Lol,lol little advice m8 that kind of excursion,s must deem hugger-mugger and u will be fine .I have 25 year practice in it.Some quotes related life.
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
If it looked like crap, smelled like crap and tasted like crap…you shouldn’t have put it in your mouth.
A man who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn’t have.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got and fifty percent what people think you’ve got.
Beschaving is een zeer dun laagje vernis dat gemakkelijk in alcohol kan worden opgelost.
Bij het zien van armoede trekt men eerder de zakdoek dan de portemonnee.
If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.
The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, nor touched … but are felt in the heart.
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Long hairy people has probs with his jungle on head(picture hereunder) and i think they need much time too keep they hair nicely like ur eminent member Hägar,but..!!If u click on image(hereunder)u will see how enjoyable can be that torture!!
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I need Ezra Thomas Promise Land still!!
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BTW,i need that song,anyone can help me?
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good" and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
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