Posts by Baldwin

    A little boy walks into his parents' room to see


    his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts,


    worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
    The son


    sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"


    The mother replies "Well you


    know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten


    it."


    "You're wasting your time, " said the boy.


    "Why is that?" asked his mom,


    puzzled.


    "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her


    knees and blows it right back up."

    got got MoO3 last night, $10 :D


    didnt realise this was the same we were talking


    about here until i remembered about this thread.....its pretty challenging....doesnt really


    offer a real good tutorial....spent about 30 minutes getting used to what im about to do and


    just found out how to make ship armadas and fleet :(

    little late but eh, just


    got back from some legal stuff on the east coast.


    @Nitrox
    I only said that cause


    usually when we hear your opinion in these matters, not that it isnt appriciated (at least


    to me it is), its always saying war war we should go to war! (and the reason i out it in a


    sentence like that was to add some humor)

    wow....this is off topic but Nitrox you


    are even more of a war monger then Jib....


    We hesitate for war because there is more


    to be considered Nitrox....think of that before you go "OH OH!!! WAR WAR!!!!"


    EDIT:



    oh, and we cant go and attack pirates like normal military and police do?


    you


    want us to go:
    "Oh hi! Just to let you know, we're going to go have a suprise attack on


    Casius today. But shhhhh, its a secret. ;) "


    If you think that we didnt declare


    protectivness of DC and Sigma space then you havent read enough of this stuff....you should


    reread the Sigma thread, the System Protectorate thread, and the same stuff again thread.

    The halls of the liner were cramped. Wires,


    hull plating, and scattered pieces of equipment layed all about the decks, making it seem


    like an obstacle course. As he ran to the emergency briefing room, Trafalgar wondered what


    Orbital Spa and Cruise would think of their former luxery cruiser. From out in space it


    looked more like a crab-shaped debris with tenticales all over. With thirteen launch bays,


    two emergency hangars, and countless troop pod quarters, it was a sight to behold. Three


    times the size of an ancient aircraft carrier yet only the armor of five gunboats.


    As


    Trafalgar entered the briefing room archway he was greeted by Captain Harris, a short, pudgy


    old man whos military carrier wasnt the brightest. He only has two Rheinland cruiser kills


    when Britona and the Fatherland were having some major political turmoil a few years back.


    He was finally busted down for insuborination and retreating against orders.


    "Ah,


    welcome Junker," Harris gave a quick and informal salute and went back to his pipe, "We have


    a code violet."
    "Violet, sir? Isnt that for only for possible HQ destruction?"
    "Yes


    Trafalgar, it is. We have recieved satallite photography of a contingent of the Confederate


    14th Fleet."
    "The 14th.....isn't that the old Ice Pirate branch?"
    "Yes it is, and


    they have found an old wormhole that the navy used to use to transport top secret goods


    before the Nomadic War. The fleet is now only seven hundred kilometers from Planet


    Crossfire."
    "What?"
    "Yes, they got past our defenses and found our fifth jumpgate hub.


    I've just found out that they are the fighters that have been destroying our bases and


    convoys so far into our own space."
    "Which squadrons of the Ice Pirates are we dealing


    with?"
    "The Jades, the Stingers, and the infamous Blade Runners. Your old friends, I


    assume?"
    "Yes...the times change though. The old IP order has crumbled. Its mostly just a


    bunch of impatient jump jocky recruits. So when do we leave?"
    "You guys launch now. You


    will be joined by the Vegabonds and the long range fighters of Base Ithica III. The Star


    Ocean will group up with the Bremen II, the Lance Caster, and the HGRS."
    "The HRGS? Whats


    a hypergate research ship got to do with this?"
    "I'm not sure, either bait of those tank


    brains on Cela Dor have new toys with us to tinker with."
    "Very well sir, good luck and


    stay clear of those Mark fours."
    "We will, this thing isnt the prettiest but she has more


    turning power. Good luck son."



    The Chaos scenes will be posted next....havent


    gotten that far into the writing yet :D

    The part where Jib declared war. Mercs are allowed to work


    for the highest bidder, so I guess that come midnight, Dragon's time, Chaos hopefully will


    pull out of Tohuko and the race to see who outbids DC next will start.


    And DC, if


    Chaos buys you next no hard feelings right? :D


    EDIT: reworded...

    DC changed role play


    because they were bounty hunters and they were tired of being in the middle of all this CSF


    ASF shite. They put themselves up for hire and BG bought them till today...which our


    contract only has about 4 hours left in Germany.


    Jib saw this as a backstab and


    'declared war' (not sure if he really did declare a state of war) against DC.


    But I


    do have to say...histroy repeats itself ust like LBOSS :D

    its to help identify what role play you are...in the beginning 1.5 versions it came up


    at your name like a faction name if you were allied with like the navy....it doesnt restrict


    you in any way.....its just to help other players ID police and pirates easier since we dont


    all put it in our names ;)