Posts by Ancalagon

That should keep the Nomad Hunt EM entertained!

Wouldn't that bring problems to events as you cannot form a group with anyone you have a rep that is hostile?

I ban you cause I have not banned anyone for a while

I hope the operation is a success and the nurses are pretty

I ban you because Mrs Hägar told me too

Me too

I ban you for using double negatives that make my head hurt

I ban you for not finishing your.....

I ban you as you are my superior officer and without you I will rule *manic laughter*

The dangers of mixing up breast enlargement cream with shampoo

Well then, I ban you for having an arty farty black & white picture as your avitar

I ban you for talking

I ban you for banning Lucy, that's my job^^

A man is having a quiet drink in a pub when a tramp comes up and pulling a ferret from his pocket asks, "Wanna buy this for £50?"
"What the hell would I want to buy that for?" asks the man.
"This ferret will give you the best blow job of your life," the tramp says.
The guy assumes his leg is being pulled, and bluntly tells the tramp to sling his hook. Undeterred, the tramp continues, "Look if you don't believe me, take it outside for a free trial."
Wanting to get rid of the tramp, the guy takes the ferret out to the back of the pub. Without hesitation, the animal unzips his trousers and proceeds to give him the best blow job of his life. Amazed, the guy carries the ferret back into the pub, gives the tramp £50 and takes the animal home.
When his wife opens the front door, the man proudly holds up the ferret.

"Look what I've just bought for only £50," he proclaims proudly.
"What on earth did you buy that useless thing for?" she shouts.
"This ferret gave me the best blow job of my life!" he exclaims.
"Well," she says annoyed "What the hell do you want me to do with it?"
"Teach it how to cook," he replies "and then fuck off".

Well then, I'll ban you for not have a good reason to ban me

You are banned for excessive use of full stops

"Does my arse look big in this?"

Betty could not help but wonder why nobody had noticed her new shoes

This is a few years old, so sry if you have all seen it before.

In the picture below are the names of 74 bands, see how many you can find:

Hi there,

Over the next couple of months I am not going to be available on Tuesdays and so will not be able to run the Top Gun event. If any other player is able to run Top Gun in my absence, then please feel free to take over from me.

I do not know how my time will work out but I hope to still get an evening free and I will do my best to run which ever event is scheduled for that evening (if no other EM is running it).

Anc.