Posts by Portalearth

Avenged Sevenfold, tool, the police, Linkin Park, Disturbed...mainly...

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is that first one Ace Combat 6?

man, life is a bitch...and a cruel mistress...life just plain sux ASSSSS

[1] Life

it's certainty different...

8Pm GMT = 1:00 PM over here...i dunno...probably, if i remember

how does the Styx song go? *in song* i got TOO much *clap clap* time on my hah-ands

nice work all the same

my friends think this is dumb but here it goes
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a telemarketer calls a house and a little boy picks up

Little Boy:[SIZE=1]Hello?[/SIZE]
Telemarketer: hello, is your mommy home?
Little Boy:[Size=1] No, she's busy.[/size]
Telemarketer: oookaaaayy, is your Dad home?
Little Boy: [Size=1] No, he's busy as well.[/size]

A little fed up with the kid the telemarketer replies...

Telemarketer: Okay, is there anyone else
Little Boy: [size=1]yes, a fireman.[/size]
Telemarketer: A fireman! can i speak to him?
Little boy:[size=1]no, he busy too.[/size]

completely and totally had it with the child the Telemarketer is fuming at the little boy

Telemarketer: Listen kid, why the heck are your mommy and daddy and the fireman busy?

the little boy pauses and thinks for minute and replies...

Little Boy [size=1]Looking for me[/size]

i think it'll run, but bad things happen to good people ya know (i.e. can make motherboard explode, overheat...)

secondly, can i have your extra 128mb card, i would like to play BF2 but my 64mb cant run it...=/

granted, it runs on Garbage Juice...and everyone starts to recycle, thus eliminating garbage juice

i wish for a life

granted, but your mind implodes when you figure it out

i wish for a job

would you show this to your kids?

or how 'bout this

granted, but you are 30 gajillion light years away and you cant be seen by even the most powerful Telescope. SETI cant find you nor can the Hubble telescope

i wish that i was good at Delta Force: Black Hawk Down

granted, but you pwn everyone and makes them not want to play anymore.

i wish...for...not..to....be......stuck...in...a...time.....rut

granted, but you have arthritis

i wish CF 1.8 came out this year

i'm not sure which way to go with this.... cry with joy, cry with sadness or just plain not care...

as i said before...oopsie doopsies

oopsie doopsies

granted, but you are a diplomat to Somalia and get shot to pieces trying to talk to the leader, if there is one, of Somalia and your body is cut up, quartered, hung, burned, signed in triplicate and finally buried in the ground for 3 weeks.

i wish my Bike could be brought to the camping trip

granted but the confused-ness of that statement cause the whole Universe to implode, thus creating...nothing?

i wish for a new computer that doesn't explode, implode, is virus (and flavors) free, doesn't break or burst into flames, making it virtually...invincible and is very compatible with my level of high understanding

granted, but its the booze you absolutely despise

i wish for my camping trip tomorrow to be a blast