With the aid of a garbage compacter I can easily make your wish come true.
I wish I could play the piano
Corrupt Wish Game
- Portalearth
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granted, but its full of bugs and errors
i wish for the end of the world
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Granted but by the time that happens everyone has already moved to mars and is now living happily ever after without you.
I wish I had the best entertainment system ever created!
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granted, but your electricity supply isn't working
I wish for more time
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granted, but you are dead already
i wish for work
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work is always, just noone wants you for it
I wish for a river of pepsi or coke
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granted but in fact its mezzo mix
i wish everybody here would play tf2
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granted, but when you get out of it time will fly even faster than it usually does
i wish for a bicycle helmet that doesn't ruin my hairdo
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Granted, all your hair falls out.
I wish Lucy's hair had not fallen out, she looks silly now
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granted but she looks silly anyway
i wish i was c00l
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Granted, you realise your hearts desire and how a single wish could forfill it. Unfortunately you have used your wish and so cannot wish for it.
I wish I had the holy grail.
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granted, but noone cares that you have it
I wish for more sunny days
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granted since the sun comes closer every minute...
I wish I was a star
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granted, but noone cares cos that game's pretty old
I wish I knew what to wish for
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granted, but repeated jobs in the bus station bathroom will chap your lips.
I wish for a top-of-the-line Mercedes
