Hmm - theres another one I know not too far away from
where I live. You are right Op they were totally crazy when they built these.
It's
confusing enough when you are used to driving on the left hand side of the road 
Posts by Parilabo
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Who cares ¬_¬
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Brunette
should u smear marmite on ur private parts or jump off a tall building into a very large tin of baked beans?
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pee
To Be or Not to Be? that is the question
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Both - I think either of them are great
Sweet or Savoury?
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Undead
on or off?
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..thing about impossibly large hanging appendages that
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Bloke starts a new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
The first is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. He starts on this when suddenly a huge fish leaps out and bites him. He is not going to let a fish have a go so he beats the offending fish to death with a spade.
Realising that his boss is not going to be best pleased, he tries to find a way to hide the dead fish. He hits on the brilliant idea of giving the fish to the lions as lions will eat anything. So he throws the fish into the lion's cage.
He then moves on to his second job, which is to clear out the monkey house.
He goes in and a couple of chimps starts throwing coconuts at him. Unamused he swipes at the chimps with his spade, killing them instantly.
He's really worried now, so what does he do? He feeds the chimps to the lions, because lions eat anything. He hurls them into the lion's cage.
He moves on to his last job, which is to collect honey from the South American bees. He starts on this and quickly gets attacked by the bees. Alarmed, he grabs his spade and smashes the bees as hard as he can, squashing them to death. By this point he is not too worried about the death of bees as he knows what to do by now. He throws them into the lion's cage, because lions eat anything.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. It wanders up to another lion and says: "So what's the food like in here?".
The other lion says: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish, Chimps and Mushy Bees"
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Red star
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"Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!"
Planet of the Apes (another great film :D)
(of course i mean the classic 1967 version)
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Becks
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aah crap - how can u say she mings?
I guess it's down to taste
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"Open the pod bay doors Hal"
2001 - A space Odyssey
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pilot extraordinare
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Abbot Ale
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Lady Penelope
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Tanglefoot
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Money
