Petting Zoo [Might be in appropriate for minors]

This little flash is like ages as old and I just rediscovered it, but you know what they say: 'Every day, is repost-repostday.'

About it being inappropriate, the audio contains alot of sex jokes. (Bestiality to be exact ^^)

The Petting Zoo

Here are the lyrics:

Id like to build a petting zoo
For bestiality
I have a scheme, a dream harem
A sex menagerie

I'd like to shag a cormorant
Go dogging with the hounds
Perhaps dry-hump a camel
on the desert's sandy mounds

Id pork a pig and mount a horse
Get horny with a cow
Id titillate an ocelot
if only I knew how

I want to sleep with dormice
Find out if a dingo goes
And if I met a sperm whale
You could all shout "There she blows!"

Id lay the hens and goose the geese
And gobble turkeys too
I want to bang a siamang
And jump a kangaroo

Id like to bone hyenas
Catching crabs could be a laugh
Id finger fish and pull a mussel
Necking a giraffe

Id like to bum a bumblebee
Ive known a cockatoo
So bring your K-Y Jellyfish
And join the petting zoo!

But love a dove or fuck a duck
Youll be misunderstood
My zo-o-philic longings
never came to any good -
My planning application
Was abruptly thrown away
I hate those interfering prudes the RSPCA

The mp3

Grtz

ow, I was more focussed on the flash, which I myself and some of my mates found hilarious.....but that could have been becasue of curcomstances
I just posted the lyrics with it because I myself wasnt able to hear everything in the song.
Anyway, plz dont be mad

burro: the flash isnt filthy, the lyrics are just something that some people would find inappropriate, but I myself found them hilarious, so for people who think the same, have fun I guess. It's not like there is real bestiality in the flash, you got my word on that.

Grtz