Spamming Spree ( Version 3 )

If you would define spamming as copy/pasting useless information in weird colors and huge fontsizes, then ok, you can call yourself a spamminggod.

S.P.A.M. - Stupid Pointless Annoying Messages = Copying, Pasting & Posting = exactly what i do

What`s the square root of a nut?
Do nuts actually have roots?

Little Richy finished the school marathon, which is 2 kilometers long, in 3 seconds. How much time will it take for Little Richy ro run from Boston to Leeds?
Enough

Homeless Harry holds in his hands 3 bags. In one bag he keeps old shoes. In the other 2 he keeps potatoes. In which bag does he keep the empty bottles?
In the one which he holds with his teeth

Something hairy is standing in the middle of the yard. And it barks. What is it? A bicycle on which is put a bear fur. But why does it bark? To make it harder to guess...

That works...

Why do men have nipples?

Actually, that is indeed very simple to explain. Men and women are mammals, a species that have breasts and feeds its young with milk. The human embryo has tissue that will evolve into breasts. Both male and female babies are born with nipples and ducts intact. It is the presence of genes that direct hormones to differentiate the breast tissue. The Y chromosome stimulates hormones such as testosterone to form male features.

As most of ya know, everyone starts as a woman, it's only with certain protein stimulation on the later pregnancy months that makes the embryo turn into a man.

Not only men have nipples, men can also produce milk [1589], both on the breast and on the... errr....

So, how're u guys doing?

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Originally poster by Ruivo
Actually, that is indeed very simple to explain. Men and women are mammals, a species that have breasts and feeds its young with milk. The human embryo has tissue that will evolve into breasts. Both male and female babies are born with nipples and ducts intact. It is the presence of genes that direct hormones to differentiate the breast tissue. The Y chromosome stimulates hormones such as testosterone to form male features.

As most of ya know, everyone starts as a woman, it's only with certain protein stimulation on the later pregnancy months that makes the embryo turn into a man.

Not only men have nipples, men can also produce milk , both on the breast and on the... errr....

So, how're u guys doing?

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[SIZE=4]WARNING!!!! SCIENCE FREAK ALARM!!!![/SIZE]

And with this wonderful information the spamming spree came to a grinding hold.

***Neural Net Log: BG_LaserJet***

It`s me again: Laser. Atm, i`m sitting on neutro & repairing my ship. I hate those guys @ the equipment dealer. They couldn`t even fix a simple comunications satelite... Well anyway, I`m making this log, to not forget what i`ve done on my ship, if i do something wrong. I`m lighting my smoke & get to work. As soon as i took off a part of my outer hull, where`s my sensor central comp under, i see a huge hole what shouldn`t be there. I`m taking a plate of basic alloy, to fix the hole, when i hear something. I dig around in the cables when i see it: ''aww crap''... i thought. ''not again one of those creeps'' There was somehow a metal muncher got under my outer hull panels. It must have crawled in my ship when i was last on Murmansk. arrgg.... I`ve told the government of Sovetskaya, to use the special pesticide the scientists on Baso have created... but noo... they want to fix such problems on their own way... well, that`s their buisness, but then they better don`t come running here over to Sirius, `coz their homes & bases look like Swiss Cheese. I take a bar of basic alloy & lure it out of it`s lair... i`d say it`s pretty ugly... anyway. I put the bar into a glass container. It crawls in the container & i quickly shut it. I threw the end of my smoke in the container too, and said to it: ''welcome to my world'' i really want to drop smoking, but as you know: it`s damn hard. I fixed the hole, put back on the outer hull panel & checked the sensors: all fine. Good thing that that slimy beast didn`t start to chew my cables.

*more to come*

P.S. Read my other story in the Fan Fiction thread

I started to smoke when i was 7. I smoked until i turned 8. Then i don`t know how, but i stopped smoking for 6 years. I started to smoke again when i turned 14. & now it`s the 3rd year i`m smoking non-stop.

S.W.A.T.

oops

i mean

S.P.A.M.

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smokin suckz, so damn useless i can't even explain

i smoked for years...i think it were 6 years. And i stopped 1 day after sylvester 2005 and...hell yeah i'm still clean of nikotine

for the internationaility of this board and because it's spamming spree i will post this in several languages [7]

Suckz de smokin, i si sacrément inutile ne peut même pas expliquer

i a fumé pendant les années ... la pensée d'i ça avait 6 ans. Et i s'est arrêté 1 jour après sylvester 2005 et... l'enfer je suis oui encore complètement d'o.O de nikotine

Pour l'internationaility de cette planche et parce qu'il est la fête de spamming i expédiera ceci dans plusieurs langues [7] [7]

smokin suckz, tão malditamante inútil i pode explicar nem sequer

i fumou por anos ... i ache que eram 6 anos. E i parou 1 dia depois de sylvester 2005 e... inferno sim sou ainda completamente de nikotine

Para o internationaility desta tábua e porque é spree spamming i enviará por mejo postal isto em vários idiomas [7] [7] [7]

smokin suckz tan muy inútil yo ni siquiera puedo explicar

Yo fumé durante años... yo pienso que tuviera 6 años. Y yo paré 1 día tras sylvester 2005 y... el infierno sí yo soy todavía completamente de nikotine

Para el internationaility de esta tabla y porque es juerga de spamming yo enviaré esto en varias lenguas [7] [7] [7] [7]

smokin suckz, così maledettamente inutile i non può spiegare nemmeno

i ha fumato per anni ... i pensate che essere 6 anni. E i si è fermata 1 giorno dopo sylvester 2005 e... inferno sì sono ancora completamente di nikotine

Per l'internationaility di questa tavola e perché è spree spamming i invierà questo in numerose lingue [7] [7] [7] [7] [7]

uhh, i forgot teh 0ne and 0nLy laguage^^:

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Originally posted by CybErsaGe
uhh, i forgot teh 0ne and 0nLy laguage^^:

$/V\0k!/V $u[k2, $0 d4/V\/V u$313$$ ! [4/V'7 3v3/V 3xp14!/V

! $/V\0k3d f0r y34r$...! 7h!/Vk !7 w3r3 6 y34r$. 4/Vd ! $70pp3d 1 d4y 4f73r $y1v3$73r 2005 4/Vd...h311 y34h !'/V\ $7!11 [134/V 0f /V!k07!/V3 0.0

f0r 7h3 !/V73r/V47!0/V4!1!7y 0f 7h!$ 804rd 4/Vd 83[4u$3 !7'$ $p4/V\/V\!/Vg $pr33 ! w!11 p0$7 7h!$ !/V $3v3r41 14/Vgu4g3$

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