Romulan space:
"So, let me get this straight. The Romulans had an empress, but now they have a republic? Who gets rid of a perfectly good empress?"
Bajoran space:
"You want to hear a joke? Okay. What do you call a Cardassian in charge of a sailing ship?""A sea Gul! Oh, I am so witty I even amuse myself!"
Defera:
"All this talk about balance, makes me want to tip something over..."
Klingon First City:
"Explain to me what all these spikes and statues are for again?!
Klingon Academy
"What do they teach here anyway? How to howl and eat books?"
Andoria:
"My version of winter is infinitely better."
Vulcan:
"Vulcan. Dry, dusty, and dreary. Just like its inhabitants."
Rura Penthe:
"Only the Klingons would turn a perfectly good ski resort into a prison."
DS9:
"Is Kurland here?
DS9 ground:
"Cardassian architecture with a Federation redo. It somehow manages to be both depressing and annoyingly cheery at the same time."
K7?
"Jean-Luc would have already finished this trivial task and gone on to his next disaster."
Vulcan space:
"If you listen carefully, you can hear the Vulcans droning on about Surak from here."
