What You'll NEVER Hear on Star Trek: The Next Generation...

  • "Let's blast the little buggers back to the Stone


    Age." -------Captain Picard
    "Not tonight, I have a headache."----Commander Riker
    "I


    am really bored."---------Commander Data
    "OW!!!! A paper cut!!!!!"-------Lt. Worf



    "You have no idea."------Lt. Worf
    Worf "Comander, I must tell you. I secretly wear


    women's underwear."
    Data "If I only have a brain."
    Wesley "I can't do that; it's


    too geeky."
    I also think we will ever see Geordi singing "Blinded by the Light."



    Picard: "Hey! Leggo of my eggo!"
    Riker: "Frankly Deanna, I don't give a damn!"



    Data: "She always gets to sit at the conn! Why don't I ever get to sit at the conn?


    What, you all think androids
    can't drive? I can drive the ship better than any of you


    guys. How many of you have taken over the whole ship
    single-handedly? Huh? Huh?"



    Worf: "But Captain, shouldn't we give the negotiations more time?"
    LaForge: "About


    last night..."
    Troi: "I sense how you feel... and... you're so *weird*"
    Crusher:


    "Worf, stop complaining and just bend over... this will only take a moment."
    Guinan:


    "Norm!"
    Picard: "Does anyone know the number for Hair Club For Men?"
    Worf: "Captain,


    can you move a little to the left? Your head is blinding me."
    Laforge: "No, really, I


    think its fine just the way it is."
    Data: "The history of Meranes IV? Hey! What do I


    look like? An encyclopedia?! Go look it up."
    Troi: "I know something you don't know...


    naa naa na naaaa...."
    Riker: "Damn, that itches."
    Dr. Crusher: (To Picard) "OK, turn


    your head and cough."
    Picard: (To Crusher) "One more time... just to be sure."





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