Corrupt Wish Game

Granted, now they are even lamer (but seriously - i`ve ran out if ideas)

I wish for a pan to smack Spiky around, with...

granted, but since he is Masochist he likes it that much that u get bored

i wish for a good book

Granted, i`m reading it right now...

I wish for some pancakes (No, you can`t have them... ANY OF YOU!)

granted, they r burned like coal...

i wish for another week of fun

granted, but the fun turns out to be the worst week of your life

I wish the dinner was ready

granted, somewhere on earth dinner is ready - but not at ur place

i wish summer will be as great as this spring does promise

granted, but the spring turns out to be horrible, rain and storms and snow everywhere on the planet

I wish Op didn't break the server when he rebooted it

Granted... you broke it & now everyone`s after you.

I wish for a fully working spaceship in the back of my yard, i would know how to operate it & noone else would be able to steal it from me.

granted, but its a defect Starflier

I wish I had more chocolate

Granted, but you get allergic to it.

I wish i knew how to fix that defect Starflier & would be able to reverse-engineer bigger, better & more powerful ships, using the schematics as a base of refference...

granted, but your too stupid to do that

I wish there would be a Space Sim with Crysis grafics, everyone could play and there would be a huge battle involving at least thousands of people, with no lags, no crashes... jut EPIC!

Granted, but you`re too dumb to play it

I wish my wishes were uncorruptable

granted, u have none...

i wish somebody would sort my mp3 collection...

granted... its me and I screw up and delete all your music

I wish I had a house on the bahamas

granted, but it is Tokio Hotel living in it free for lifetime

i wish that hope is not lost on solving global warming probs

granted, its bullcrap talk anyway

I wish animals could talk

Granted... they talk shit about you for the rest of your life

I wish for a new Eau de Cologne... a good one... for me...

granted, its bull piss ... just for you

I wish people weren't that slow

granted, its u anyway^^

i wish for some decent auto repair shop who doesn't push up the bill for no other reason than to rip me off...

granted, but that doesn't exist

I wish I wouldn't listen to The Underdog Project - Saturday Night right now .... AAAAAAAAAAAAH FAGGOT ALERT!!