Corrupt Wish Game

granted... meh its snowing

I wish I didn't have to wake up that early...

granted, u still awake for 24 hours

i wish there is no traffic on streets when i use my car

granted, instead there are old people walking around very slowly everyhwere

I wish it wouldn't get that dark so early

granted. some scientific experiment burns the atmosphere, so it is always light but at a temperature of 300 degrees Celsius and more.

i wish i had better neighbours

granted, hot latinas fighting each other every night raaaawwrr (and your not allowed to watch :D)

I wish for less human stupidity

granted, but too late for mother earth - it got nuked

i wish they deliver that new living room table soon

granted.... woops wrong one!

I wish Half-Life 2 Episode 3 would come out already

granted, but it fails to install on ur machine

i wish that table delivery service gets kicked in their butts

granted, but now they will never deliver your table

I wish people were more communicative

granted, but u get lost on a small Arctic island all alone

i wish i would get those billions of instead of the bank managers

granted, but its fake money

I wish the dog would stop barking

granted, but now the dog begins to bite

i wish that nobody notice it to be fake money

granted, instead they notice that you are a savage vikinger and lock you up in a room for eternity

I wish it would be warmer

Granted, but you have a stoke and lose all sense of tempreture awareness

I wish I would live happily ever after. ( lol =P )

granted, IN HELL!

I wish I could play drums

granted, but ur neighbours "explain" to u why not playing again

i wish i had a real beer pipeline to my kitchen

granted, OH NO BUD LIGHT, AARRGGH

I wish I had a car

Granted, a broken match box car.

I wish Hell didnt bother me in my "happily ever after" scenario (see above comments).

granted, but now u will have no after life but ur own soul will cease to exist

i wish that i did not sprain my ankle today

granted, instead your brain was damaged... you just didn't noticed it YET

I wish mercs would fight me and not flee