Corrupt Wish Game

There are 56 replies in this Thread. The last Post () by Corynthos.

    so heres how it works...


    i make a wish which can be anything from a pie to a yacht and the next person to reply has to "corrupt" it


    example:


    i wish for a pie
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    granted, but it gets throw at you and hits u in the face


    see?


    now for real:


    i wish that my allergies didnt suck

    Granted, your allergies don't suck, they itch instead.


    I wish I had a flying car

    Lt-Cornel Ancalagon the Black



    The early bird might get the worm
    but
    The second mouse gets the cheese

    granted, but they are made of ice & you are trapped in a burning hot desert for 3 days & they melt off...


    I wish for... nothing & everything

    Assumption is the mother of all fuckups.


    Being a Cynic isn't that bad. Either I'm right or I am pleasantly surprised.



    My Homepage



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    (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature
    (" )_(" ) to help him multiply, because that's what bunnies do.

    granted, but you get banned for life


    I wish for ... ice cream :D

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    granted, but it's 5 yrs old


    I wish I wish I was a fish

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    Granted but your added intelligence is kept in your balls of ice, that melt and so you are stupid again!


    I wish I had the question to the answer of life the universe and everything.

    Lt-Cornel Ancalagon the Black



    The early bird might get the worm
    but
    The second mouse gets the cheese

    granted, but 42 is the wrong answer


    i wish i had three wishes granted by a fairy

    Granted, but you discover that fairy wishes can only be used to get things turned pink.


    I wish I had a million bottles of beer

    Lt-Cornel Ancalagon the Black



    The early bird might get the worm
    but
    The second mouse gets the cheese

    granted, but it turns into a trip to the hospital :(


    I wish I had a money tree

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    Granted, but you have the State Revenue Service at your neck & 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the money is paid as tax and the tree is hit by lightning & burns down.


    I wish i had everything & nothing (again)

    Assumption is the mother of all fuckups.


    Being a Cynic isn't that bad. Either I'm right or I am pleasantly surprised.



    My Homepage



    (\__/)
    (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature
    (" )_(" ) to help him multiply, because that's what bunnies do.

    granted but the confused-ness of that statement cause the whole Universe to implode, thus creating...nothing?


    i wish for a new computer that doesn't explode, implode, is virus (and flavors) free, doesn't break or burst into flames, making it virtually...invincible and is very compatible with my level of high understanding

    granted, but it is a laptop and no power can be supplied so when the battery is empty, that was it


    i wish for a pink cadillac, and Elvis sits in the back singing "love me tender"

    granted, but he's got another girl in the back and doesn't give a f**k about you :(


    I wish for sunny weather

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    granted, but you are a diplomat to Somalia and get shot to pieces trying to talk to the leader, if there is one, of Somalia and your body is cut up, quartered, hung, burned, signed in triplicate and finally buried in the ground for 3 weeks.


    i wish my Bike could be brought to the camping trip