Hovis Event
Ahoy there br'tonians. I here organised a race for y'all to become the next Champion of the Hovis Cup. Y'all understand the rules? No shootin, or bumpin, and if you stink it up or chicken out on the course you'll make me angry, and you don't want that. The race for y'all will be in the Coloseum system, remarkable place if y'all ask me. Don't know why there are mines though, and it's a bland system! I just like dem purty colours is all. Nothin like Br'tonia! But oh well, space will be space. I've marked the date to be on a Friday 9th December, 7:00pm to 8:00pm on a SST, don't know why, just felt like it. The winner will take a cash prize of $35M! Yee-Hoo!!! And also my famous trophy I won during y'all said Dublin race. Now don't be stranger, and enter my race would yah? I need some challengers to make my race even more famous!