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Princeton undergraduate Freddy Milton narowly escaped a violent mugging Saturday night, thanks in part to his incomprehensibly nerdy language. According to a police press release, at approximately 11:30 pm Milton was apporached by a drunkard who ordered him to hand over his wallet. Milton, who goes by the name "|\/|lL70n", proceeded to fire off threats in a manner of speaking so archaic, few human beings outside the world of internet message boards can understand it. The confused would-be mugge…