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  • granted, but they are made of ice & you are trapped in a burning hot desert for 3 days & they melt off... I wish for... nothing & everything
  • Granted, but you have the State Revenue Service at your neck & 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the money is paid as tax and the tree is hit by lightning & burns down. I wish i had everything & nothing (again)
  • Granted - 6 stars swriling before your eyes after i whack your head with a large sledgehammer. I wish for all the knowledge of the universe without it having any effects on my mental & physical health.
  • Granted, but your office gets overrun by a horde of drunk british soccer hooligans, after which only rubble remains. I wish for a Joint, that would never end so i could share it with others...
  • Granted - Vanilla Ice covered in cream I wish i had a Dollar (no counterfeit) for every word i have spoken in my life...
  • Granted, but no beer is running through it... I wish i had a stick...
  • Granted... A Ducatti pogo stick... I wish for some Jasmine tea