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I found this laying around in a stack of papers of mine and thought you guys might find it funny. It's around 20 years old. _________________________________________The following list of direct quotationsare actually taken from police recordsas drivers are asked to descibe theiraccident in their own words. Woman driver : Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree i don't have. man driver : I thought my window was down but found it was up when i put my hand through it. wo…