Search Results

(Quote)( sang in the style of row row row your boat) SWAT_OP-R8RPortal-Administrator

now u guys... SWAT_OP-R8RPortal-Adminstrator

nobody said u have to ryhme SWAT_OP-R8RPortal-Administrator

here is something that we should use for all sections in SWAT "Mess with the best, die like the rest" SWAT_OP-R8RPortal-Administrator

well its christmas-time and i had an nice idea for a song HERE IT IS: i wish u a merry dying,i wish u a merry dying,i wish u a merry dyingand a painful new fight. SWAT_OP-R8RPortal-Administrator

FATAL ERROR: unexpected end of beer SWAT_OP-R8RPortal-Administrator

It is a weak mind that can think of only one way to spell a word. - Mark Twain SWAT_OP-R8RPortal-Administrator

Cogito ergo sum (I think, therefore I am). - Rene Descartes Cogito ergo non sumo (I think, therefore I don't like pro wrestling). - Mark T. ShireyCogito ergo spud (I think, therefore I yam).I think too much, therefore I am too much.I wonder, therefore I might be. - Baron of GreymatterDipso ergo sum (I drink therefore I am).I rhyme, therefore iamb. - Caldwell

"reality is an illusion caused by the lack of drugs" SWAT_OP-R8RPortal-Administrator

Murphys Law of Combat Operations:1. Friendly fire - isn't.2. Recoilless rifles - aren't. 3. Suppressive fires - won't. 4. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. 5. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down. 6. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. 7. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you. 8. If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike. 9. If you are forward of your position, your …

“As a student of war tactics, I don’t like birthdays, because they lack the element of surprise. However, a birthday’s fixed date allows you 364 days to prepare your next ambush. ”