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(Quote) Warm and fuzzy monikers are not to be underestimated! Kermit may be a conscientious, caring muppet... but he also spends his spare time coordinating system-wide military campaigns, shipping convicted felons to prison facilities, hurling explosive projectiles at pirates, and icing doughnuts (which, incidentally, can be interpreted in at least three ways). The point is that some of the most terrifying people out there are the ones who adopt disarming, adorable names. Don't let your guard …