Posts by Kwisatz Haderach

Not a hat
Not a shirt

something else, belonging to someone....

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Originally posted by burro
Hmmm... Davy Jone's Locker is an idiom of the bottom of the sea - the final resting place of drowned sailors.

Who you calling an idiot? I dont want any of that techno mumbo jumbo professor type speaking.

Dont go all cloud sky in pie and hi wishy washy talk.

Davy Jones locker is always next to ...

Clue - an item of clothing

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Originally posted by burro
Uranus ??

Nope, you are obviously misunderstand the nature of piracy and possible location it pertains.

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Originally posted by burro

In the porn section? hehehe

btw. Mau did you enjoy your toothbrush fetish? She said she enjoyed the stroke whatever that means. Even tied her up with dental floss. Naughty Pirate. LOL

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Question for this community

Is there anyone else here more peverted, gross, decadent, nefarious, bilge swiggling, spittle licking, vile vilanous, blood curdling, screaming misanthropic person here than Burro?

Does anyone offer councilling services?

Thanks she was real nice , a cousin?

Can't wait till next year.

Nope

Not even close

Try again

25mill for correct answer

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Originally posted by Tito
Porn section? Damnit im checking this forum everyday and i didnt found it...wait is that section only Pirates aviable...if so let me know, i quiting UAC rigth now and joining you guys¡¡¡

Welcome to LP

Before you join, there is the secret pirates initiation to go through - are you ready?

It's top secret, only told by word of mouth, and you cant cheat as the ghosts of pirates past vomit and spuke into your face for eternity if you do.

Davy Jones Locker - where is it?

Its in public talk

Scroll down slowly to just before the porn section kicks in

Don't do it at work as I did today

Hmm Merc roleplay

Very difficult

Sort of relying on the community to provide you work in game - and I am sure many clans could take the jobs or do the work themselves.

When you dont get jobs from other people - what will be your roleplay? What can you fall back upon?

I suggest some sort of bounty hunters/ merc guild that is able to sift through the forums and ingame stuff/communications and keep yourself active with posts declaring interests in doing jobs or even making some stuff up yourself.

Anyway goodluck to you mercs

Well if Gunny leaves the cops who is gonna train all the pirates?

I confess I have more contacts out on IOC personnel then I do CFPD

CFPD - 1 contract - still no takers
IOC - 4 contracts or is it 5? Cant remember

Crap - I have given the game away and confessed I am playing each side against each other

Damn - I need protection or a vacation to sunny Daedulus

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Originally posted by Tyrael
lol !

Kwis don't talk like that....

You are right, my mouth needs to close sometimes and I dont always - I am a mischief maker!!

My apologies to CFPD and Gunny

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Originally posted by Gunny
well it's time for a meeting of the CFPD hierarchy to discuss ending my time as CFPD and moving on and becoming a freelancer.

Gunny - if you leave CFPD and become a freelancer, you will be safe from me as I dont tax freelancers (99% of the time).

I know you operate a tax avoidance/ evasion policy so maybe this is your best bet.

However, if you remain in CFPD, no where is safe from me or other pirates. We will find you where ever you are and your CFPD, IOC, BN and MN cronies wont hep you.

I will switch to whichever system you are in and fling you out

I will wait outside wherever you have docked to shoot you in the back

I will shoot you in the front everytime you annouce on system chat - afk must see my little boy

Avast!! Engarde!"!!

AArrggggghhhhhhhh!!

MWwwhahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahah

Well - is it any good?

I have to admit it tickeld my fancy when I read the review and not many games do that?

Any recommendations?

Salut back to you young pilot

As far as I know the black boxes further the story then can be sold

Nothing else..

Good luck to Gonzo and Trowa

I hope it all works well and you provide us, and we provide you, lots of entertainment along the way.

If you need anything, just wiggle your smallest finger and I will do what I can.

Also please note due to some real life stuff I have not been ingame for a few days now and that even may go up to next week.

I can still check PMs etc

Good luck all brave pilots and gfs all round.

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MOTO is BEST!!

Now I know what he does with all that cash he makes.

I need to watch it asap cos it looked fantastic

The story reminds me of some of those David Gemmell books

Ur dead

No one calls me a dog and gets away with it!!

When I see u online next time I am gonna drink ur blood and smash ur skull

I am gonna chase u around the server until u run of to your mum crying

I am gonna climb into your ship and take all the tea

U will be eating lamp chops using a straw for the next few years.

And yes, unless u have previously registered for our group therapy and councilling services, you will be shot on site and we wont bother asking any questions later.

Saying you aint got any guns and lost some cash isnt gonna help you -- Aarrrggggggg!!

Mwwahhaahhaahahhaahhaha