Posts by Nitro

  • Spamming Spree (Version 5)

    [size=1]Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork)
    Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
    Spam in my luchbox at work (it's the best)
    Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it at all


    If you're running low, go to the store
    Carry some money to help you buy more
    The tab is there to open the can
    The can is there to hold in the spam


    Oh, spam on the table at home (ham and pork)
    Think about selection, are there different flavors now (let's eat)
    Spam in my office at work (it's the best)
    Think about the stuff its made from, wonder if it's mystery of meat


    If you need a spoon, keep one around
    Carry a thermose to help wash it down
    Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out
    Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now


    Spam in my pantry at home (have some more)
    Think of expiration, better read the lable (oh boy)
    Spam breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it's the best)
    Think about how it's been precooked, wonder if I'll just eat it cold


    Now, once you start in, you can't put it down
    Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown
    The key is going to open the tin
    The tin is there to keep the spam in


    Oh, spam (spam)
    Ham and pork
    Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
    Spam (spam)
    It's the best
    Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it


    Spam in the place where I live (have some more)
    Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now (let's eat)
    Spam in the place where I work (you're obsessed)
    Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat


    Spam in the back of my car (ham and pork)
    Spam any place that you are (ham and pork)
    The tab is there to open the can (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)
    The can is there to hold in the spam (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)




    Spam
    It's pink and it's oval
    Spam
    I buy it at the Mobil
    Spam
    It's made in Chernobyl
    Spam


    Now when I was a child
    My family was so poor
    They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
    So we had a plan
    In a big blue can
    The government substitute for meat



    To get me to eat it at dinner
    They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
    He was a winner that never knew defeat
    And when he got hungry
    When he got hungry
    He cracked open that special treat
    It was    [/size]


    S-P-A-M[size=1]
    Don't you know it's my best friend
    S-P-A-M
    Again and again and again[/size]
    [size=1]
    S-P-A-M
    Don't you know it's my best friend
    S-P-A-M
    Again and again and again and again


    So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
    There's one meat by-product that's best by far
    It's



    [/size]

  • Server Rebooting ?

    Dunno, but it might be the ULTIMATE moment to check your surroundings. Clean up your desk, say HI to your wife, make her some breakfast (other than reheated pizza), take out the garbage and look amazed at all the people living close to you.


    Get in touch with the real world :D

  • Spamming Spree (Version 5)

    No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no



    You have all completely misinterprated this thread. It is about the deeper meaning of spam, here we like to talk about what spam means to one from day to day.


    Has your world become better or worse now that you are spammed?



    to keep up the appearences:
    SPAM