Posts by Don_Zardeone

  • New Clan

    Dude, this prokiller is mass pr0!
    He acts like a


    weirdo, but in reality he is the result of Hitlers Superhuman AlphaMale Project.
    He has 2


    dongs instead of one!


    Don't say I haven't told ya so!!


    *runs in


    fear*
    *runs back to snatch nitros pizza*
    *runs in fear with pizza*

  • The R-39 issue

    Quote

    if they aren't a part of CSF like you said,


    then using fake characters isn't illegal because they technically aren't fake, just


    different names


    Euh, I don't think they know what fakes are ^_-



    And


    euh, I thought eh.., that technically, ehm, op was like the, eh, sovereign *wink*


    and


    eh, you were like the, eh, general *wink*


    and the wingleaders were like the, uh,


    officers
    *wink wink*

  • Huh BG suk?

    Sucking is relative.
    One person can suck less than


    another person, but they both still suck. In fact, everybody sucks, it just happens that


    some suck more than others.


    Therefore, I propose a new measurement: The Suck
    You


    know, like meter, decameter, kilometer, etc..


    We all suck to some degree, those who


    just suck are 1 suck, or simply Suck. For example, if I were to say that Jib sucks, I would


    say this.
    Jib == 1sck
    or
    Jib Sucks or he is a suck.


    Now, if I were to say


    Prosac (aka XLR8R) sucks more than Jib.
    Prosac == 100sck
    Prosac is a


    hectosuck


    WP_Devil, the one we all love to hate (i hope) sucks a lot, he sucks by


    10000 kilosucks. 10000 Kilosucks are 10000000 sucks which should be written as:


    1Suck*10^7


    Similarly, there can be megasucks, gigasucks, terrasucks, even up to


    yottasucks (1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 sucks)


    As you can see, the Suck, will


    soon be recognised as a fundamental physics unit!


    So, in the future, when you say


    that someone sucks, tell him how much he sucks, because if you simply say that he sucks, you


    say that he sucks less than Paris Hilton (which is 34 Terrasucks).


    I hope you now all


    clearly understand the concept of sucking or saying someone sucks.


    - Don


    Zardeone


    Oh, by the way, soon I shall publish an article about the phenomenon of 1337


    Sp34K and how it is a slang form of using Suck-measurements.
    For example, j00 Sux 455


    11
    Today, the ones who don't belong to the Old School 1337s believe that this means:


    "You suck ass!!"
    WHat it really means is that the 1337speaker just told you that you suck


    by 45511 which can be rounded down to 45 kilosucks. Similarly, a "n00p" doesn't entirely


    mean that someone is new to something, it really means:
    n00p == n*100 petasuck in which n


    is an unknown amount or variable. The variable is used because the person meeting the n00p


    does not know how much the n00p sucks, he will find that out later. This also why outsiders


    thought that a n00p is a newcomer!
    Why Petasuck is used instead of a simple suck is still


    unknown.
    But I canguarantee you 1 thing, one day, I shall uncover the mysteries of the


    ancient 13375p34K3r5 and I shall win the First Nobel Prize for Sucking!!

  • starlancer


    You never beat


    me