Posts by Cpt.Wildc@rd

    Firstly u need the nf7-s versionn 2 to guarentee 400fsb,
    secondly u need a slk800 themalite heatsink to keep the temperature down, most important though is the airflow to your pc.
    Thirdly if u can get a temp of 41.5 then ur on track for a good overclock :D
    If u wanna go all out the barton will overclock to a athlon3600+ but u need supercooling, but it does work :D:D:D

    Motherboard: Abit NF7-S (V2.0) - nForce2 -400FSB USB2+A133/SATA+Dual DDR400+AGP8x


    Cpu: AMD *Retail* Athlon XP 2500+ *333 FSB* Barton (1.83GHz) + AMD Overclocked to a Amd Athlonxp 3200+


    Memory:" 2x256MB 184Pin DIMM PC3500 EL-DDR RAM Non-Parity CL2


    Graphics Card: Abit 128Mb Siluro FX5900 OTES DVI/Tv Out Agpx8 overclocked to an Ultra, 475mhz gpu, 975mhz ram


    Soundcard:NVIDIA(R) nForce(TM) Sound Storm Audio (onboard)


    Accessories:UV (Ultra Violet) Blue - Original Branded Cold Cathode Case Lighting Kit CE Approved



    Keyboard: Microsoft USB Natural Keyboard Pro


    Mouse: Genius Optical scroll 3button mouse

    There are two pieces of tarmac sitting by the side of the bar, and they are having a drinking contest, to see which one is the hardest. After 12 shots of vodka, both pieces of tarmac are still unfazed, when suddenly the door opens and a red piece of tarmac walks in.
    Upon which seeing the red piece of tarmac, one piece of tarmac runs straight for the bathroom. An hour later, he ventures out and discovers that the red piece of tarmac has left. Upon seeing the other piece of tarmac, he is asked why he ran off. To this he replies "Haven't you heard about him?, He's a CYCLE-PATH !!!!!!"[726]

    A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar...
    FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST!
    So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
    The Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her."
    The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there. Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"
    He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.
    The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. "Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"

    A man walks into a bar acting really weird. He sits down and the man next to him asks, "What's wrong buddy?"
    The man replied, "I've been blowing chunks all night!"
    The man next to him replies, "Well that's not that bad, you just had too much to drink."
    The man then said, "You don't understand, Chunks is my dog!"