Posts by SWAT_OP-R8R

*looksright-looksleft-pandoranothere*

Hellooooo

fiona - welcome to crossfire

there are already pics of my

car on this forum

then u took the wrong link

Wavey... do you need this

left arm? if not ill shoot him

Deliverance - no im not a girl... its just my

female side O_o

big planets? ur idea?

weird... i

think those are already part of crossfire 1.5

ur pussy?

ok this week i got 7 of those requests... and i

didnt answer one of them yet (no time)

ill do that on monday

O_o

scotty is from startreck and not from starwars

oh and i

dont want to say something like RIP coz i think that actors that played such a role got

imortal somehow

"to boldly go where no man has gone before"

the infocard says something like "standard components will be

replaced with light components"

looks like this time the stain hull get replaced with

plastic

sry... couldnt test that offline and nobody reported it during the beta

hallo?????
warum sollte jemand sowas

tun?

meinst du nicht dass das mal so eben den spielspaß ruinieren würde?
"so jetzt

will ich mal auf die karte schauen damit ich nicht erforschen muss... " ein bissl langweilig

oder?

wenn du wissen willst wo die wracks sind dann such nach ihnen so wie jeder

andere das auch tun würde

ill search it

scotty was always

scotty.... the same person for the movies and the show (just a few years between that)

hmm washing the car... yummy
i could imagine pandora washing my

SWAT-mobile ^^... of course i would help her .... hrrrrr

as soon i have a few minutes without

work

FL-Explorer
and it creates head

errors on bases
and some other shit

Doom:
Army of Darkness (a Doom-memorial

section of SWAT - no joke... we played the 3d conversion of the game)

you will see soon enough

oh i think she will say "funny guy this OP-R8R"
hell that are only

jokes... lol
i mean my ex-gfs had to live with that and my future gfs will also have to

live with that.... such things make life more interesting

better than a boring

world without all this

At the beginning god created the man.
He looked at his beautiful work and

was totally happy so he created the woman.
Then he got worried about the man so he gave

him the alcohol.

Candlelight dinner:
She: Kiss me just one more time and

im yours for the rest of your life.
He: Thanks for the warning...

He +

she having sex:
She starts to scream: yeah... oh yeahhh - tell me something dirty!
He:

Kitchen, Bathroom, living room....

A young woman goes to the supermarket

a little bit shopping... she has to pay: 1 piece of soap, 1l milk, 1 pizza, 1 bread and

tooth paste.
Then the clerk: "you are single right?"
The women: "How did you find out

that?"
The clerk: "Because you are totally ugly"

"Would you buy

shoes if you have no legs?"
"No"
"Then why do you buy

dessous?"

At the golden wedding the husband got asked what the best

time was in all those years of marriage.
He replied: "The 5 years when i was prisoned in

russia after the war"

Why are on this world more women than

men?
Because there is much more to clean up than to

think.

What do a woman and a computer have in common?
IF you

would have waited half a year longer then you would have got something

better.

After god created man and woman he looked at his work.

First his view went to the man and he said "this perfect and beautiful body... this is

my best work".
Then his view went over to the woman.
"Hmmm ehmm well... then YOU will

have to use makeup"

logo? repair? huh?

scanner - ill try but no promisses..... btw. the

cargoscanner is working (scanned a guy in x at a range of 9k a few days ago)

psssttt dont tell it to any1 - zitek was a GTF once