The Italian who went to Malta
(must be read with an Italian accent)
One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast.
I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella
her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna
to piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma
bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and
knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I
tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not
fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. So I got back to my room inna hotel and
there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He
telle me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He
say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you." I say piss on
you too, you sonna my bitch. I gonna back to Italy.
{LP}Admiral
