I've just watched Chuck Norris in Actor's Studio, and i'm impressed by the number of critics towards him, if he's a fake or not. Now, this guy is one of my childhood heroes, and lots of things i've learned from his sayings, like "A true friend never separate you from a fight, he comes with a flying kick."
In your opinion what do you think about Chuck Norris. Is he the MAN? or simply a wannabe Bruce Lee?
Now I would like to know whether other nationalities are also starting to know about him and even starting to make jokes about him (mostly mockingly). And if you heard any good jokes please submit them.
Here are a few good ones I heard:
*When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
*Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than death can process them.
*Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.
*And Chuck Norris never sleeps, he waits.
Anything concerning Chuck and his antics is welcome.
I look forward to reading your replies. . .