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one for the guys among us
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by DC_Hägar lol - nah that hairdresser is not where I go with my Mrs knowing about it...^^
Lol,lol little advice m8 that kind of excursion,s must deem hugger-mugger and u will be fine .I have 25 year practice in it.Some quotes related life.
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
If it looked like crap, smelled like crap and tasted like crap…you shouldn’t have put it in your mouth.
A man who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn’t have.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got and fifty percent what people think you’ve got.
Beschaving is een zeer dun laagje vernis dat gemakkelijk in alcohol kan worden opgelost.
Bij het zien van armoede trekt men eerder de zakdoek dan de portemonnee.
If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.
The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, nor touched … but are felt in the heart.
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WinCEMENT - an oldie but a goodie
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Beer USB Drive w00t! -
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Revealed - Enterprise problems discovered:
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This guy is popular as Beckham is.I wonder,is he have any money from this products?If not,he must to get a lawyer!!
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