Please allow me to introduce myself; i'm a man of wealth and taste.
Nah, not true, and i'm not Mick Jagger either.
I'm Lucy, member of TRF, and if you haven't been taxed by me yet i'm truly sorry i've missed out on you and promise that i will do my best to change that asap.
Of course there's also a couple of things about me in real life but i can't imagine anybody wants to hear that 
