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In defense of our European friends from France here is some jokes about the Germans i had to search long and hard to find the clean version:) Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German? A: A Beaner-Schnitzel An Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like?" said the prison guard to the Englishman just before lashin…

As requested a few jokes about Americans:) 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America....…

Ok to keep it fair ive tried to find Jokes about the English but i cant seem to find any apart from one......come on guys help out there must be some about us English somewhere:) Q: What do the English call a very attractive man? A: A tourist.

lol thats funny K