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*Fire missiles!**Sir, we have no missiles left**Damnit! What we have then?**Paper bags sir**PAPER BAGS?!?!?**Ehmmm yes sir.**Here, eat potatoes & drink coffee in them**Yes sir!**Sir, i really need to... to... to the toilet sir!**Take a paper bag & shit in it**Sir, i`ve shitted full all paper bags sir!**PUT THEM ON FIRE & THROW THEM AT OUR ENEMY!!!*

And what do you think is the sun? A HUUGE burning shit bag

*Starts to eat Potatoes & drink coffee with milk & a lot sugar*

Vampire:*Boooooo Laser... I`ve come to suck your bloodaaaaa!!!!* Laser: *All units get those burning shit bags rdy!!!!**All Bags torched & ready for launch**BOMBS AWAY PUNK!!!!* Vampire: *WUAHAHAHAHA... You can`s beat me with burning paper bags!!!! [9].... Wait a minute... those are shit bags!!! WHAAAAAA!!!!! HEEELLLLPPPP!!!!!!*