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granted, but it's from IKEA and u lost the assembly tool that came with it... i wish for some fruits

granted, u get the "corn flakes super powers" to be able to manage a whole family size package in one minute... i wish for dry socks in the rain

Yuk!^^ granted, it has been stored in some kitchen cupboard and is full of grease, flour and some other not so nice stuff i wish for someone to clean our apartment...

dungeon... - lol, i'll tell Mrs Hägar^^ granted, it is situated in some African country, where "recycling" translates to "just throw it into the bushes".. i wish for an end to those thunderstorms at my place

lol - next i need to explain how it happened that i left Europe and came to Kansas... granted, it has the awesome technique to fire into ur face, rather than into that of ur opponent i wish i had a pizza right now

granted, u just sit on it while it is on... i wish for a couple of days off

lol - Thriller by M. Jackson revival... granted, u get a torchlight i wish i hadn't had so much cake today^^

granted, it heats up ur home with a red flame and u r lucky to escape in time before it burns down to the ground i wish for more beer

granted, u find a stranger giving u an awesome kick into ur rear end^^ i wish for some skills in cooking

granted, but it is made of paper i wish for a helmet for some reason

granted, u get jailed for one of them was to run naked thru the next mall i wish for one quiet moment a day in office

granted, things u touch get bended (beware of going next ur "lower parts"^^) i wish for some Döner

lol granted, it wakes u up with sheer horror: a picture of a 200kg woman in a perl string thong directly sent into ur brain every morning i wish for some Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte: